If you have ever been mad at someone and didn't know what to say, you should check out this book. Feel free to leave ideas of what I should put in here :)

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

Hermione Granger wants revenge on Ron. The perfect person for her plan is Draco Malfoy. All she has to do is make him fall for her, easy as cake, right? But is it that easy to win Draco Malfoy's heart? All Draco Malfoy wants is for Pansy Parkinson to leave him alone. The only girl who'd make that happen is none other than Hermione Granger. All he has to do is use his Malfoy charms and seduce her, right? And then she's his? » all copyright belongs to FigmentofAnnie / ihootanniex3 /escapism- 2014© « **Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list** ** lovelycover by @cloudstars **

Hey guys this is part 2 of Directioners Crazy Mofo Book! If you haven't read the first one, go read it! This book is filled with One Direction facts, jokes, directioner problems, imagines, how directioners are different from other fandoms, tips for new directioners, things I find hilarious, and many more! This is a MUST HAVE for all directioners! Come read and get to know more about these five idiots you will know and love forever:) I will update on my free time. Read on and you won't regret it>>

ONLY FOR DIRECTIONERS directionators and carrots can go bye bye! CREATED: Jan 2014 COMPLETED: Aug 2016

A collection of dirty, funny and sexual jokes. Warning may be swear words and some could be potentially offensive

This book is filled with random jokes and stuff related to 5sos. Also If you haven't read book 1 then READ IT because it's pretty hilarious.

Exactly what it sounds like

Idiots what else can I say

Just some random jokes and plain humor to laugh, smile, grin, giggle, (or really, just say "huh?") at. Read if you want, and by the way, we /try/ making our own jokes! ;) ~ Remember, I share this account. Plus, I am aware all jokes are not fully mine. This is also under major editing.