"how many boys have you fucked?" "I think that's inappropriate, sir." (i wrote this a while back and it's makes me cringe so fucking hard. currently i'm in the midst of rewriting each chapter).

a chance meeting, a one night stand, an illicit agreement... saying 'yes' to being friends with benefits is one thing, but doing it with panic! at the disco frontman brendon urie is something else entirely [formerly 'hey moon']