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Unknown: OHMYGOD NO PANSY STOP! Harry: I think you've got the wrong number. >.< When someone texts Harry, he gets curious. And so he replies. Starting daily conversations with someone he doesn't know. They talk about everything and anything. And, slowly, but surely, Harry finds he's falling for someone he hasn't even met. What's going to happen? All rights for the characters and the Harry Potter universe go to J.K Rowling, however the story is mine. TW!!!!!!!!!! Don't read if it'll trigger you!!

When Harry turns 16 he finds out who he really is and more importantly what he is. What will he do? Draco found out some news a few days before he changed. When Draco becomes a werewolf for the first time he tries to find what who is mate it. With no clue he makes his way to Hogwarts. When Harry and Draco see each other feel something different than hatred set in modern time HPDMHPDMHPDMHPDMHPDMHPDMHPDM I know it's shit but it's my first story I'm doing this for fun If you see any mistakes point them out and I'll fix them Hope you enjoy Thanks