"i would do anything."

he asked the ocean to take his soul.

in which whenever she pops a gum, he shoots someone collab story by @trashjar and @-defenestration

you lied. weren't we supposed to have a happy ending together?

"i'm your toilet fairy, and i will grant you any toilet-ty wish!"

in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg

i doubt you know, but since the first time we met, i've been head over heels for that smile.