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Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

✤Zodiac Signs✤

In this book you'll see different squads, responds, and facts about your Zodiac Sign. I hope you'll enjoy it! P.S: All credit goes to tumblr, Pinterest, etc.

Chasing the Princess

One year, every girl from the ages of 18-20 gets to be a princess. One year, the royal family holds a ball. One year, the prince chooses his bride out of hundreds of girls. However, this year his chosen bride didn't want to be chosen. This year, his chosen bride runs. This year, he chases the princess.

My Brother's My Mate?

"But...how?" I asked completely and utterly confused. "I d-d-dont know" Parker said still in shock "But there has to be some sort of mistake...YOU CANT BE MY MATE!" I yelled outraged. Why moon goddess, why?! "Hey, that just rhymed" Parker chuckled and I glared "I think we have bigger problems to deal with"I rolled my...

The Bad Boy's Cinderella

He's well known. She's not. She's a genius. He's average. He's cocky, arrogant, and well...a bad boy. But, she's his Cinderella. They both have bad pasts. They both have never met. Until one night. But, this isn't like any other Cinderella tale because when he finds her, she doesn't want him.

Reborn

Michael Maxwell has been bullied most of his life. At home, in school and almost anywhere. He just ignores the worthless people who pick on him and tease him but meeting his mate was the last straw. Now, Micheal vows that his soul, appearance, personality and himself will be reborn. Will he ever be able to go back...