Yeah, so ask some questions so Kate will stop jabbing me in the back with her f*cking pencil. Important sh*t Kate told me to put: I do not own any homestuck characters in this book. Book includes but is not limited to: Violence Crud language if u couldn't tell 4 cuties with nothing better to do Rainbow dash Awesomeness Homestuck Shades Sloppy makeouts, probably Swords Tacos If u cannot handle any of these, I suggest you cover your virgin ears cause it's gonna get messy.

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A time of suffering and betrayal has come upon us. You can run, but they will catch you. You can hide, but they always manage to find you. When will we learn...... Our fate has been sealed.

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About this story? Well... 1.) My "furst" Homestuck Fanfic :3 2.)Human!Karkat x Reader x Dave YES. *HUMAN* KARKAT. 3.)HoMeStUcK bElOnGs To ThE hUsS, i OwN tHe StOrY LiNe & YoU bElOnG tO yOu. :o) dRAMASTUCK ,}:)! ☆♪A/N!☆♪ {• I suck at covers. c:.... But it's *MINE*, and *DON'T* steal!:( •} *Thanks for the votessssssss!* ~ZSPG-13 Parents STRONGly recommended. (somehow.) #TW (Troll) KANKRI: Triggers include 6ut likely will n9t 6e limited t9 class 9ppressi9n, anal9g9us hate speech, triggering acti9ns, bl99d, drama, human....pail filling?!? AUTH9R!! BUNBUN: JUST READ IT AND GET IT OVER WITH KANKRI. KANKRI: and what auth9r calls "feels"? -n- also the storyline is not made for everyone. Don't point it out. Dave or Karkat? ☐ Karkat ☐ Dave ☑ Why not both? *Mexican music plays* WARNING: HORRIBLE SPELLING/GRAMMAR SOMETIMES.. THANKS FOR 5K+ VOTES!<3

A john X dave fanfic for all you Pepsi cola lovers *Credit to the awesome artist who made the pick* *homestuck was created by andrew hussie* *may have some trickster stuff*

Much derp is takings place here o3o if u like derping around with Homestuck characters and having a FUCKING great time THEN HELL FUCKING YES YOU SHOULD READ THISSSSSSS!!!..... Thank u }:)

On casual nights, they are always like this now. Shadows of figures would be shown in the street lights, as all the windows were locked up tight. Doors were barricaded with strong items nearby. They can't risk losing another human to the demons' again. Never again. Never. Dirk already lost plenty of his friends, best friends, co-workers, now even his younger sibling. What's next?