Harry really does not need this shit in his already dysfunctional life. It isn't his fault some idiot had let Malfoy carry a time-turner - an illegal time-turner - around the place. So when Malfoy pisses Harry off, yet again, Harry can't help but lunge at the git's stupid pointy face and somehow - somehow! - they end up in the future. A future where they have to pretend to be the boyfriends their friends know them as. A future where Malfoy is Head Curse-Breaker and Harry is Head Auror, and they have to solve one of the biggest mysteries in Wizarding history. And it all goes tits up from there. - originally called the love club updates| fri & sun cover by @NeverYawn © 2019 malfoyisms