I can't write the best but I need requests from ppl.

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

Y/n has been best friends with Tom, Matt, and Edd since you guys were children. You all live together at Edd's house and have had many adventures together as an unstoppable team. One day, however, a new person returns and moves into the house with you guys. Edd states that Tord used to live in the house with them as well, until he left for reasons unknown. Now back, Tord reunites with his old roommates. But, when he sees Y/n, he instantly falls head over heels in love for her and vows to make her his, forever. Will Y/n be able to escape and save her friends from this obsessive dictator!?!

(Y/n) is Paul's Younger brother and he had to join the Red army for safety reasons find out more in thet story!!! ~WARNING~ Will contain self harm, suicide thoughts and more sensitive topics

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