"What is wrong with me? I'm the greatest idiot on planet earth!!!" I keep thinking this to myself, but I never seem to do anything to change my ways ********** "I love you" had been said too many times... to too many people. I will never get out of this mess and live a normal life. The life I had wished for too often, had been promised too many times, has been destroyed by one person- myself ********** Things get a little out of hand for innocent Marceline, will she be able to handle all her boy toys? And what about her affairs with all the drunk and slutty strangers... Find out how to handle your life as a player with the gorgeous Marceline Tucker! ~ I have no clue how long it will be and I may take time to publish new chapters but please be patient as I'm sure you will love this book. Thank you for all your support I really love it❤️ ~ This book is not for sensitive readers also contains mature themes, so read at own risk!

When Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and Thalia get assigned a quest to protect Harry Potter, they never expected it to be back in time and in a whole different world: a world of magic. In Hogwarts, no one suspects a thing. But what happens when three young wizards find out the truth? Fandom time period: Takes place after the Blood of Olympus but during The Sorcerers Stone. DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING. Characters, plot, ideas, and lines ALL belong to the wonderful authors Rick Riordan and Joanne Rowling. [Highest rank: 304 in fanfiction]

Everyone has issues. Even Percy,the savior of everyone's lame butts. But what happens when you get betrayed by the ones most closet to you? Percy has to deal with so much betrayal when his bratty cousin,Toby,shows up. With the new war raging,will Percy show up and save the day, or will he betray his fatal flaw and stay as far away as possible? *DISCLAIMER* Rights to Uncle Rick.

Annabeth and her friends have discovered the new kid. He sits by himself, is always late to class, and never has his homework done. A real slacker. But Annabeth thinks there may be more to him than meets the eye. When her mom decides to send her to a special private camp for her education, Annabeth might get a lot more than just learning history and math. Percy hates public school. He misses his friends, and the kids and Goode are jerks. Finally, his mom agrees to let him return to Camp Hero. Little does he know that the group of kids who tormented him from Goode are the newest recruits.

Annabeth managed to escape Tartarus and join the seven in the war against Gaea, but Percy was left behind. Now, three centuries later the Doors of Death are opening again and nine heroes descend into the Pit. The events which follow, none of them could have anticipated. Everyone says that time heals all wounds, but Percy knows it leaves only scars. But, Percy supposes, without time he would never have found a place where he truly belonged. Currently being rewritten

Revenge!!!!! Is a wonderful thing (Entry in the #wattys2015)

The pjo and hoo characters come together to play truth or dare. People playing are the seven, nico, thaila, and the stolls

Look, I didn't want to play Truth or Dare. It gets you humiliated in embarrassing, awkward ways. Like kissing a god or having a female-Ariel look. And some really cringe-worthy stuff. So, if you are REALLY interested in my tale, open this book and read it, I DARE YOU. This is the old and immature book, the mature and professional with my improved writing skills is called the same thing, but has 'REWRITTEN' on it. This is BOOK 1 in the trilogy, of which I still need a name for. PJO TRILOGY: BK1: Demigodly Torture BK2: Percy Jackson: Insanity, Stuff and More Insanity BK3: ??? There is a request column at the end if this book where you can request truths or dares for a person. More info at that chapter! CHECK THE CHAPTER NUMBERS BEFORE READING AS IT IS JUMBLED UP. I would like to thank: @ WrittenInMyDarkHeart for her review! AND @Crazy_fangirl_101 for the totally AmaZHANG cover! [COMPLETED] [EDITED COMPLETED] WARNING: VERY IMMATURE CONTENT. READ ONLY IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH AND APPRECIATE HUMOR. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS. ALL RIGHTS TO RICK RIORDAN. First published: 3 May, 2014 Last updated: 11 January, 2016 This story was written two freaking years ago, so it could be slightly childish... Wow, this is one long description. Also, the inspiration for this story goes to @PurpleCat02. :P, if you are reading this, Kat ;)

What if, whenever you turned 16 you get a tattoo? This tattoo is on your back. And this tattoo give you a hint to your Soulmate? Yes your Soulmate. Your other half. That one person that as long as they are with you everything will be okay. That person. Well what happens when a group of specific teens get their own tattoos? (I'm not Uncle Rick. I don't get pleasure from my Reader's pain!)

The story of a girl who struggles not only with love, but with the media and her identity. • Annabeth Chase: singer, songwriter. Just a small girl trapped in a big world. Percy Jackson: athlete, swimmer. The boy who the internet has declared to be Annabeth's 'soulmate'. Is this really true? [AU]