Complete. (Female child). You're parents never stopped arguing. A father who cheated and drank 24/7 and a mother who couldn't take a day off. You're still left Alone. You, a small two and a half year old, with only a small blanket with patches and a teddy missing an eye and ear, face the world of Tuefort.

You were the best detective in your country plus you had a degree in criminal psychology. You were then assigned a case regarding a killer known as Medic. What happens when you go undercover?

Just what the title says! The RED team from Team Fortress 2 is here to answer your questions or obey your commands!

What happens when you find a duck taped card box out in the of the sidewalk. What happened if you decided to take the mysterious box home with you? What happens when you open the box to see what's inside? What happens... If you find... 9 pocket sized men in the box? (I do not own Team Fortress 2, Valve does.)

Based off Madjesters1's fusion au! I figured I'd make a seperate book for this series since I plan on writing quite a few of these, but if you wanna check out my other oneshots, I have a book with various others!

(Female reader) June 2, 2010. You were only 2 when your little home town in Kansas was attacked. Caught in the cross fire of two battling teams. You were the only one to survive. Since then you were on your own, residing in the hallow shell of the town. That is until 2015, when it all goes wrong.

The mercenaries are all weeb nerds who hashtag and text in a chat room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

everything is peachy but then scout finds out spy is his dad!?!?!?! What can spy do to fix the perfect relationship they had when all they did was make fun of each other. Disclaimer I did not make up these characters team fortress 2 creators get all credit for characters.