Taekook CRACK! au in which Taehyung and Jungkook, both strangers, diss one another under Taehyung's best friend's youtube channel. It was all fun and games until Taehyung finds his Uber driver's twitter. • Side yoonmin ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is ongoing and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

One alien abduction, Six idiots left, One bad-a** intergalactic adventure for us all Enter if you dare. You have been warned.

❝WHEN I SAY TAYLOR YOU SAY❞ ❝i thought i blocked you❞ ❝SWIFT❞

here's what these seven boys did during a lockdown lmao highest ranks: #1 in lockdown #4 in crackfic - STATUS: FINISHED © euhypen 2018

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved

what happens when you put all of bangtan in the same school? all hell breaks loose. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ©️nikkiflame1 ⚠️warning⚠️ *school of bangtan contains high levels of cursing mostly because yoongis apart of it. *MEMBERS of bangtan (i do not own them, but BigHit Entertainment does) are STRONGLY overreacted and their personalities are emphasized for comedic purposes only. *ALL these stories belong to ME and come from my mind ONLY. *also know your SHIT because i use way too many inside jokes, ships and song lyrics for y'all not to get it...sooo know your kpop FACTS baby. *enjoy the crazy adventures of bangtan while being crazy teens, in a crazy high school, in a crazy world. *most importantly, this story was made specifically for YOU! all ARMY out there who needs a small chuckle, or a good ass laugh. ~~~~~~~~ #universtarawards ~~~~~~~~ COVER MADE BY: @rover_owlie {you may now enter the SCHOOL OF BANGTAN} highest tag: #11 in crackfic

DaJin: its great when he drives cos i can look at him, his concentrated face and his long hands and i imagine them around my neck choking me Chimchim: Jared, 19 Jk: are you gonna fuck in that car? DaJin: thats the plan ~ Welcome to the Crackheads groupchat