simon snow was the worst chosen one to ever be chosen. because he wasn't really the goddamn chosen one. though baz likes to say he chose him. but baz says a lot of things. being a normal is difficult, and dealing with the leathery nuisances on his back is harder. but there isn't time to complain. someone is out to get him. and this someone leaves simon with life-altering news: baz or the world.