give your brain some exercise.

to: you from: me ㅡ please read the info + rules if you'd like to take a plot from here! thanks! (─‿‿─)♡ [slow updates; i'm pretty i/a and slow on everything, sorry]

「in which an immature author writes her unused ideas in hope that someone else will have better luck at them then her.」 warning; contains shitty and v sexual ideas.

+ I don't have the time or motivation to write these ideas so i might as well share them

❝ it can't hurt, right? ❞ - in which a young fangirl somehow finds herself chatting with kim namjoon. CURRENTLY EDITING! © 2017 ; joonsoul. includes original character. dumb crack fic taken seriously.

"You're going on BTS world promotional tour to be a translator." "Why would I want to do that?" I asked. "All expenses paid trip, first class around the world." He said. "Ok I'm in," I exclaimed. Tiana could speak 6 languages when she was nine years old. By sixteen she could speak 11 and could ask for basic instructions in 7 other languages. She always just could pick up languages quickly. She works as a translator for a biggest translating company. Tiana never thought she would be chosen to be a translator for BTS worldwide promotional tour. She knows literally nothing about BTS, but that's going to change.

"i'm afraid that one day you'll disappear and i'll never know why" [lowercase intended]

i'm sorry, for hurting you. i love you, even if you don't. forgive me, for being a monster.

"you certainly do make me feel pretty." (TRIGGER WARNING - eating disorder, self-harm.)

in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic]