He just keeps proposing in the wrong ways. | © 2014 all rights reserved | teenlord | [ short story #46 and fanfic #12] [Book #1] Started: August 3, 2014 Ended: September 17, 2014

[Watty's 2015 Winner] one lie. one fake relationship. one million problems. © 2016 Virgo Rose Edwards. trailer made by @novemberdreamer

Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?

This is a love triangle between Tyki Mikk, Yuu Kanda and a girl named Shaun who is a little bit psycho, has some major anger issues and doesn't take shit from anyone. I have written appearances from almost all of the dgm boys and had a lot of fun giving more in depth personalities to some of the original side characters.... but ya... forbidden love and... stuff... Winner of the 2014 D gray-man watty awards in the "Tyki Mikk" category, voted by you! Enjoy ~ Ember

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

- because this moment simply is -