This novel is an award winning piece of crap

Read this and worship lord Doitsu! Credit goes to the Doitsuism wiki.

Hey guys , as you've read the title, you know it's going to be a 'facts' book. But, I know that some of facts are repeated (in some several books like this). But, promise me, some of the facts are different from the other books like this. Soooo, enjoy, my MoonWalkers.