***** MATURE CONTENT**** WARNING!! RATED R 18+ only This is a short, to the point book. I didn't want a lot of background and details. Just a satisfying quick read He is the definition of sex. Dark features, gauged ears, tattoos, and attitude. He makes my body come alive with just his eyes. I wonder what he could do with his hands.. His name is Devon.. And he's My brother's roommate...

The smooth skin of the back of his hand softly brushed against her exposed collar bone, his gentle touch sending chills up her spine. "There isn't an 'us', asshole." She tells him, hitting his hand away. "Of course, there is." He says as his eyes flicker to her lips before going back to her eyes. "We're 'dating', remember?" "Not really, idiot." Ross leans down close to Laura's face, causing him to press down more closely against her. His elbows rest on either side of her, strongly holding him to hover just above her. "Wow, stupid, asshole, ugly, disgusting, creep, and idiot. Six amazing names in one day." Laura smiles sarcastically up at him while he hovered over her, his hot minty breath smothering her skin. "And more to come." He smirks, crashing his lips onto hers. ---------- Ross Lynch is you average popular 18 year old boy: goes to school and plays on the varsity football team. High school hasn't been that great for him in the past three years, considering his mysterious past, but now, things have taken an sudden turn. Certain circumstances give Ross no other choice but to pretend that Laura Marano, who was bullied by Ross in her younger years and currently hates him, is his girlfriend. The two are thrown together in the maelstrom and have to convince the entire school that they are together. If failed, many untold secrets and lies will be dug up to come back to ruin them both. With the terrible past relationships, the dark secrets, and the big fat lie, Ross and Laura end up on their way to find their definition of love. Find out what happens in my story of school, parties, fights, drama, and love. (POVs sometimes switch, but mostly third person)

it's in the title! ;) -- *MOST OF IT ARE EXCERPTS/CHAPTERS/PARTS FROM EROTIC ROMANCE BOOKS. I GIVE CREDIT TO THE AUTHOR ALTHOUGH THEY ARE EXTREMELY EDITED BY ME*

A lovestruck demigoddess, unaware of her royal status, makes a shocking discovery about her family, and impulsively follows Hades to the underworld to escape Zeus's wrath. ******* Lexi Maxwell has grown up surrounded by wealth and privilege, but also by rules. The rare moments of freedom that she enjoys come when she's out horseback riding, but even then there are strictures on where she can go-and with whom. When she arrives home for a weekend-long celebration, Lexi is surprised by the number of eligible bachelors who vie for her attention. She doesn't have a lot of experience with the opposite sex, but these loudmouth, arrogant boys fail to impress her. Enter the mysterious Luke Carrington. Lexi is instantly drawn to him, but despite his charm and intelligence, her parents and godfather warn her to stay away from him. Lexi, however, cannot be deterred. When she learns that her life has been one long lie, and the people claiming to be her family aren't who they say they are, Lexi turns to Luke for solace. It doesn't take long for him to earn her trust, and her heart, and suddenly Lexi is willing to follow him anywhere to keep him close. Even into the underworld. A Goddess Unraveled is now a published book! Not only is the retail version longer, it includes a surprise about Lexi's parentage! AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK AND EBOOK THROUGH penguinrandomhouse.com AND VARIOUS RETAIL OUTLETS THAT SELL BOOKS. COPYRIGHT NOTICE: This work is owned by the author. Please do not attempt to plagiarize or bad karma will befall you. IN OTHER WORDS: If you find this story on any online platform other than WATTPAD, I did not allow this. You may also be exposing yourself to malware. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, do it here on WATTPAD, or purchase the book at any retail outlet.

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