"Why in the world do you have a babysitter? You're a teenager." "I have zero idea but my mother is paying you to watch me do my homework so you might as well just deal with it." ©nicosniners

"Our love is sweet like sugar, salty like salt, of course, soft like butter and sour like lemon!" "Did you seriously just compare our love life to lemon tarts?" "Well the love of my life is a baker, I couldn't help it!" | I don't own the characters. The characters own me! |

When sin and tragedy befall the city of San Bandsokyo, musical prodigy Gerard Way and his inflatable robot companion, Patrick, team up with a group of friends to form Big Emo 6, the most punk-rock superhero group to ever exist. (I don't own Big Hero 6 or any of the band members featured in this story. Please don't copy the story, I work very hard to write it)

Gerard Way is the school's Norman Bates. He's freaky, he acts like he's constantly anticipating something, and he does taxidermy. People fear him, and quite honestly, he gets off on it. There are so many bad rumors circulating about him that even he isn't sure which ones are true. Meanwhile, Frank Iero has a reputation for himself. He's an idiot. A comedic one, especially with his friend James, but an idiot. He once came to school high off his ass and passed his math exam with flying colors. It was a dumb move, but an entertaining one. Just like when he took the dare to make Gerard Way fall in love with him. • AKA "That ONE fanfic where ray is a massive asshole" Theme Song: Paralyzed - The Used

"Come on, Patrick," Pete said, fingers grazing down the other man's arm. He smirked as he felt Patrick react to his touch and catch his fingers before they were pulled away. "Life isn't all numbers and logic. Math is meant to be a bore. The world isn't." Patrick is a compulsive math teacher with a twisted sense of humor and hatred for his obsessions. Pete is a boisterous art teacher with a sexy smirk and hatred for Patrick's unhappiness. Patrick wants nothing to do with Pete. Pete wants everything to do with Patrick. Cue Brendon Urie and Dallon Weekes.

"Oh my god they were roommates..." College AU [Completed]

Gerard Way. High school student, artist... and vampire. Trying to live a quiet life and forget about his... condition. Frank Iero. Guitarist, dog lover, and self proclaimed "Paranormal Investigator" (read as: Huge Nerd Who Likes Creepy Shit.) When Gerard moves to Belleville to start his junior year, Frank instantly knows something isn't normal about Gerard. Desperate to keep his secret, Gerard simply decides to shut Frank out until he forgets all about him. That's a lot easier said than done.

"Only douche bags wear sunglasses inside." "If I knew what one looked like, I might agree."

Tyler suffers from a bipolar disorder. No one wants to be around him because one moment he can be the happiest person alive and then next he's crying and screaming. Josh was never all the way there. Sometimes he would just stop talking out of nowhere. And other times he would start twitching and stuttering and can't even form a word.

The title is a lie. Band geeks WILL hurt you. The case in point, of course, is the Cooperstown High School Marching Band, better known as the Black Parade. The administration at the high school isn't exactly known for its intelligence, so they have an annual tradition of sending the one hundred and fifty members of the Black Parade to band camp in Battery City for three days. At first, this year's band camp was just like every other year. The trumpets and the saxophones still hated each other, the freshmen still couldn't march correctly, Pete Wentz was still eating all of the pizza in the cafeteria, and Gerard Way was still trying to convince everyone that "saxy" was a real word. But things didn't stay normal for long. Told from ten different perspectives, this is the story of what happened that fateful year at band camp. Basically just one giant messy bandom AU. Also features Frerard and Peterick. Cover by @endlesstwilght.