a series of crackhead events // DR Crackfic, Potato Farm AU
SeaCollides
"can i get uhhhhh...
ßðñêlê§§ þïzzå"
"sir this is a potato farm"
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Shuichi was tired of being deceived and lied to. He couldn't believe it. He refused to believe it. Everything felt like a lie, a miserable and half-assed lie that still somehow managed to tick him off. Shuichi swallowed heavily and felt a fresh wave of tears roll down his face. He sobbed to himself,
"Why are the potatoes suddenly so goddamn expensive?!"
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AU where Shuichi, Kokichi, Rantaro, Kiibo and a few other visiting characters from the other games start a potato farm. SaiOu and Amaiibo as the main pairings but I promise this monster has barely any proper shipping in it
I'm not even going to say that i'm sorry anymore this is just a huge fucking mess
if this gains like, 50 views, i'll post it on ao3 and try to get famous. let me have my ambitions.
EDIT: It's on ao3! Wattpad version is now a first draft of sorts. the edited and better version is on ao3. https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/24850747/chapters/60116899
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AU idea and inspo came from this absolutely godly PJO crack fic I read 2 years ago when I was in a tourist bus somewhere in Sichuan. I'm serious, if you like PJO, please read it: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9482031/1/Percy-Jackson-and-the-Potato-Farm