"You text too much!" your dad complains. "You never go outside!" your mother nags. "I'm just a normal teenager!" you retort. But eventually, your parents can't take it anymore. Now fed up with your resilience, they decide to ship you off to a remote place approximately 300 miles south of the Arctic Circle. That's right; you're staying in Nunavut, Canada with none other than Mathieu Williams, your uncle. Your parents claim he met you when you were a baby... maybe once. But you haven't heard anything about him since. That is, other than he's got a crazy temper and he can be super intimidating. Not to mention he is sort of a psychotic tree-hugger! Great, an entire summer in a tree covered ice box with no cell reception, running water, electrical heating, or a town for the next 50 miles. Will you die of lack of civilization before summer's over? Or will Matt somehow manage to break you and reconnect your rebellious spirit to nature and the earth itself? • My information is looked into! Times and locations are as accurate as an American can get them... with Google. XD But seriously, I try very hard. Thank you for all the reads, my grease-covered bros!!

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Do you know what 'Hetalia' means? Do you know where the opening theme is actually from? Do you know why Arthur Kirkland is called England and Britain? Do you know who actually said 'Vital Regions' first? How about the fact that there is a micronation of awesome!? Yes awesome. You know what I mean. You read right. Some you might have known, some you might not. Also has list of official names, names, ages, and heights (yes two names. they are different). Along with birthdays and the reason behind the dates. Now has the World Conference Script.

Living in the world of Hetalia isn't always easy for you. There's America challenging you to drinking contests, rumors going around that China likes you, England's several different personas flying all over the place; plus Romano's been going all tsundere on you and then there's Spain practically beating up France and Prussia just for your attention. Has anyone ever mentioned how good of a kisser Greece is? And what's this thing called a 2P again? Oh, and can't forget Iceland's hidden side that only you get a chance to see. Then Denmark goes all matchmaker! What's that about Norway? He's secretly an in-closet WHAT? A series of: fluffy, romantic, dark, unique, erotic, innocent one-shots-- all compiled into one~! Some are rated PG, others PG-13, and some maybe even rated R. Depends, but there will be warnings posted before every chapter. :) Hope you enjoy! Vote and comment when you're done, pretty please? ^_^ -Celine (:

Drabbles. Not all are romantic, though. Enjoy~