Wattpad blocked the smut off this book for some reason, to read it, you must be following me.Sorry.(: Everyone expects a vampire to be shiny, sexy, and rich. I'm none of those things except, well, a vampire. My name is Lauren. I am 18 years old, and what you see in stupid twilight movies, is nothing like us. My walls were well-structured and nothing could break them down, until Camila Cabello Collided with them. YES. I KNOW IT MOVES FAST. No need to comment every chapter, thanks. //cover by: @SLOTHTATO ❣//

WARNING: For adults only. You will need to follow me to read some of these chapters! Ruby, a senior in high school is ruthlessly bullied and sexually harassed. She is trying desperately to survive her last year and views her graduation as an escape. Summoning demons is so easy, you could do it in your sleep. --There should be a warning label on that book! Ruby seems to be a natural at this magic mumbo-jumbo. When she unwittingly summons a demon and can't find a way to send him back, she's convinced that her life is ruined and her soul is damned for good. With the help of a Mystic, an Angel, and a Demon, who needs bullies? KINK: Femdom and all the things that encompasses. If you cannot handle subversive ideology, kindly GTFO. If you enjoyed this story, please support me at my Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/AlexaLaMenthe

When Helena Jules finds her sexual frustration at a breaking point, she goes out into the dead of night and finds excitement lurking in the shadows.

The End Days were coming, and for the first time in centuries, the Nightmares--creatures of the night--were at risk of becoming extinct in a world where their presence is unknown. The Assembly has sent Raiden Blackheart and her brood to a new haven, where they were to attend its school. Little did they know that this school was going to bring in more trouble than it normally did.

Bella becomes a shifter a few months the Cullens leave. But, she becomes a different type of shifter. The Cullens come back 10 years later. What happens when Alice finds an injured shifter in the forest? How will she react when the shifter is really Bella? The Twilight Sage is the property of Stephanie Meyer, I only take credit for my ideas. WARNING: contains futa.

No one knows where they came from or how they came to be, these creatures that were once thought to only be myths, legends, or mere fairy tales. With the mysterious history of fables at risk of becoming lost forever to the coming Ages, mankind attempts to preserve their customs by creating a competitive scene known as Fable Warriors.

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Sarah was just another fan of One Direction, Harry Styles being her favorite. When the boys came to play in her home town, she's pretty bummed she couldn't go, since her parents were away on a month long cruise. She decides to have a girls night with her twin sister and their best friend, but something goes terribly wrong when Sarah makes an 11:11 wish that actually comes true. The next morning, Sarah wakes up, but something was different. She woke up in Harry Styles body, and him in hers... Will they be able to switch back before time runs out?

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote