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Marietta (Red) Christine and Rosalie (Blue) Laine Carvatalo have always been spectacular. They have magical powers beyond the average witch or wizard's dreams. But there is one force out there that has been working against the two twins for years. And they're not wizards. That's right. They're Muggles. In this thrilling tale of two girls that find themselves in a heaped mess full of romance, pain, and sisterly love, find out what happens when things take a sharp turn into a lost and broken road. "So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings." ~ J.R.R. Tolkein.