No longer being updated. ======= Formerly the SMP Fic known as They Call Me... ======= Jonathan McCallister is $90,000 in debt, struggling with a failing cryptocurrency and a crumbling company. William Taylor immigrated to the US in search of a brighter future, but now he's dirt poor stuck doing magic tricks at children's parties. One call could change both of their lives for the better- or is it two calls? For the better? Maybe? Either way, somebody's coming out of this a rich man, that's for sure.