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The Best Teacher ~ Septiplier by godlypjm
The Best Teacher ~ Septiplier
godlypjm
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*completed* Sean McLoughlin, also called Jack, has been homeschooled his whole life, and now that he recently turned eighteen, he's tired of it. He has made every teacher he had quit on him, hoping for his mother to let him go. But his mother ends up hiring Mark Fischbach, the best teacher out there. Jack ends up stuck with Mark and with his particular ways. And to realize how much he likes it. (Warning: SMUT . . . That's it cx)
The Idiot Who Stole My Heart | Septiplier AU by TheFeelzAreReal
The Idiot Who Stole My Heart | Septiplier AU
TheFeelzAreReal
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Currently: 42,000+ words Status: Ongoing series Jack didn't ask to move thousands of miles away from home in Ireland, moreover he didn't ask to move to a kingdom that had more problems than it had benefits. Except for his few friends that provided him with a place to stay, he hardly knew anyone or anything that this foreign place had to offer him. Well, he had to admit he was at least somewhat grateful for his job though. Mucking the stables under the King himself wasn't that bad, it could be worse; he didn't mind being outdoors all hours of the day and the pay wasn't half bad...but the package that seems to ride along the tail end has really started to become a nuisance. Mark didn't ask to be born a prince, especially one that was forbidden to step foot outside the castle else he'd disgrace his family. From what? He wasn't sure, but his Mother enforced the rule harshly upon him nonetheless. As he's pushed towards a life he doesn't want, holed up in the prison of a castle with no friends, he'd come to accept that he would never live a normal life. To ease his mind on lonely days, Mark often visited the stables with a bit of help from some sympathetic guards. The old keeper there was kind to him, as were the workers; he found the place to be his little form of temporary escape. But, on one fateful day he's introduced to a new worker. He is rude and bitter and talks to Mark as if he's held a lifelong grudge against him, but Mark can't help but find the Irishman the slightest bit intriguing. There's something about him. As the two slowly begin to get closer, Mark begins to realize that the stable boy isn't really the rude asshole he plays to be. In all, he's just an undeniable idiot... ...An idiot who might just steal his heart.
    ɴᴇᴇᴅy   { Septiplier } by gone_septic
ɴᴇᴇᴅy { Septiplier }
gone_septic
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ll Septiplier ll A story where Jack feels like he isn't "enough" for Mark. This is based on a song called "Needy" by Ariana Grande
Deep Sea Creatures by StoryTellerByFire
Deep Sea Creatures
StoryTellerByFire
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Jack has lived happily among humans for many years. He has made many friends and has built himself a good life. Until he is reminded about the price he has paid for this new life. It is sink or swim as Jack tries to find a way out of the terms of his contract, before he looses everything. But how can he convince Mark... A man who is terrified of the ocean... That he might have to rescue him from its 'Deep Sea Creatures'?! The sun is setting and time is running out.
Symphonies; Septiplier by FandomsDoneRight
Symphonies; Septiplier
FandomsDoneRight
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He smiled, something about him so was bright and.. Astonishing to me. I blinked slowly, and he asked. "Did you want any help, Mr. Fischbach?" His tone was smooth and he sounded so wonderful. I couldn't say anything. ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ Hello friends! Welcome to my book, thank you for coming. Before reading I suggest gazing over the warnings and topics that this story will contain. ~This is an AU ~There will be usage of alcohol/drugs ~Possible physical and verbal violence ~Possible sexual content ~The use of vulgar language ~Poverty/Class Difference ~Boyxboy Thank you for taking the time to read this! If you want to know why or why not I do things go ahead and check out my profile where I talk all about my writing "styles" thank you! Rinny♡ ------ All characters depicted in this book are in of themselves, fiction. Even if they portray similarities to real life people, the relationships and characters themselves are of my own design.
The Soul of Muir Éireann by Enterthetadpole
The Soul of Muir Éireann
Enterthetadpole
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When the rarest species of Merrow is captured from his home in Muir Éireann, one man is all that stands between him and a life of servitude and pain. Time is running out for Jack, and the longer he stays on land the worse the outcome becomes. But can Mark save him in time? Written with the wonderful @sinpaicasanova Book cover art by the brilliant Silvererros. They are available for chatting and commissions. Please check them out! http://silvererros.tumblr.com/
You're Up Awfully Late {Septiplier} by CaddyCorner
You're Up Awfully Late {Septiplier}
CaddyCorner
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The first time was a mistake; Jack swears by it: It was a convention. They were drunk. Jack and his girlfriend were fighting. Mark just looked so good with his new haircut. It was just a one time thing: Jack loves his girlfriend. Mark is his best friend. Conventions are for fans. But then why can't Jack stop thinking about it? Maybe it will be just a two time thing. Completed! In the process of being edited! Sequel now on my profile! Cover by livvydavis
Felix's boy by Fanulous
Felix's boy
Fanulous
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In which Jack is Felix's best friend, and won't let him out of his sight. As much as Mark wants to speak to Jack, he can't get more than a moment alone with him. Can Mark finally separate the two so he can speak to the cheery green haired fool? Or will they remain parted?
Changes (Septiplier) [ON HOLD] by McFischbach
Changes (Septiplier) [ON HOLD]
McFischbach
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Mark, who is currently studying in college, is living with a transfer student from Ireland named Jack. But, because of his obnoxious habit of partying and bringing girls into their dorm, Mark couldn't take it. Things needed to change.
superman // septiplier by bottomash
superman // septiplier
bottomash
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"superman's greatest weakness wasn't kryptonite, no no, "his greatest weakness was Lois" \[*,.,*]/ <[•_•]> [ •}/ [*~*] -(^o^)-/ [the simplest story of a small adorable boy named jack with a spooky and scary past meeting a really hot and spunky boy named mark who helps him deal with the bad thoughts that are in his head; aka his own little superman]