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This story will list all of the most cliché things that authors on Wattpad write about. Please DO NOT TAKE ANY OF MY IDEAS, or take offense if you have written a book with anything on this list. The more cliché the Wattpad story, the better. ⚠️WARNING IF YOU ARE NOT AN EXPERIENCED WATTPAD READER SOME OF THE CONTENTS IN THIS BOOK MAY NOT MAKE SENSE⚠️

My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh, but I assure you, I'm NOT trying to tell you to do a complete 180 and delete everything cliche in your books. These are merely my thoughts, not a "How to Be a Perfect Writer" guide. Okee dokee? :) Highest rank: Humor #80, Rant #1 !!!!

One day (Night to be exact since it was 3 AM) I was bored as hell. I had no books to read, no friends to annoy and nothing to do. Then a light bulb flickered in my head. Idea! Why don't I make a book about the wattpad cliches? So this is just me ranting about the most overused scenes, characters and ideas on wattpad. PLEASE REMEMBER, I DON'T intend to disrespect any books or genres! This is purely meant for entertainment purposes! Highest ranked #3 in random Cover made by @sereneur

Mary Sue: (noun) an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character with little to no flaws. "Mary Sues" is a book chock-full of those characters we love to hate. They can be found almost anywhere, from DeviantArt to fanfiction sites, these repulsive creatures have creeped into every corner of our world- and you have just stumbled upon the largest concentration of these horrific characters on Wattpad. Sinfully shameless. Painfully perfect. ALERT: I am currently looking for users to join my Mary Sue team until APRIL 16th! Anybody can join, just ask!

I've made alot of creepypasta OCs in my time. I thought I could help the other aspiring character designers out there. Just saying, I am in no way an expert on making OCs so I don't know how good this information will be but we will see.

Just personal head cannons for Creepypasta

Headcanons for the Creepypasta fam