"This book speaks to anyone with a neurodivergent brain, that may feel like an alien here on earth. I swear Browning made me laugh and cry and question reality...sometimes all in the same sentence." -JD Todd, author The universe is a very strange place. It will take even stranger heroes to save it. Potto is dim-witted, extremely forgetful and incredibly naïve. He wasn't always this way. Aye-Aye is devilishly shrewd and has boozed his way into a comfortable existence of incompetence and sleaze. How they ended up being two of the most wanted aliens in the galaxy is anyone's guess. Chased down by every oddball bounty hunter in the known universe, and befriended by a libidinous assassin, a fire-breathing reptilian, and a telepathic tree, their misadventures take them past Earth (the mall planet), to a floating sex circus, a planet of killer stuffed animals, an underground spaceship impound lot, and to a planet of reasonably priced bungalows. All while flying around in a ship powered by the brain waves of a psycho killer. A great prophecy proclaims that only "one of light, and one of dark" can save the universe from the dictatorship of The Node. That can't be Potto and Aye...Potto doesn't know what the word prophecy means, and neither know how to spell it. Part sci-fi epic, part absurd dark comedy, I Don't Seem So Bright in a Well-Lit Room is a comment on human behavior, depression, anxiety, and self-esteem. But way more fun than that sounds. So, do up your space seatbelts...it's going to be a bumpy ride. Despite the lack of potholes in space. (Sci-fi /Dark Humour/Absurd) *Completed! Enjoy! Highest rankings: #1 Adventure #1 Action #1 Science Fiction/Sci-fi #1 Misadventures #1 Absurd #1 Mindbending And all because of YOU. Thank you. *Now available in paperback from Story Well Publishing anywhere you like to order books! www.storywellpublishing.com Merch available at: www.theseanbrowning.come

"Isang simpleng babae na wlang pinangarap kundi ang umangat sa buhay at ang kanyang pamilya sa sariling pagsusumikap. Pero anu ba ang magagawa mo kung sa isang iglap nag bago na ang lahat?"

"I'm babysitting you, so you are doing what I want. Even if It is something sexual."

Bts x reader [Read with caution ;)] // slow updates //

This is supposed to be based on my best friend Adriana and V cuz she likes him. Jungkook is also involved. I'm editing some old stuff. Besides all that, this story is mainly about two girls meeting their idols. the day that took place everything in their lives changed. Surprises would always show up last minute. Let's see where shit goes.

Love stories between the members of BTS... *Cute stories?? (sometimes smut XD) *Update at least once a week *Please do not copy or steal my works I suggest you guys should read from like part 50 if you're new?? bcuz the earlier stories aren't that good ><

"You're mine and that remains till I see fit.." Sequel to Sex Toy Jungkook and Lisa meet again and things get complicated, hot, and messy.

"I can't get enough of your lips" Liskook shippers 💕 COMPLETE ✔ ( Start : January 3 2019 ) ( End : February 28 2019)

"But Theres one thing that everyone has forgotten.." "and that is that Jeon Jungkook always comes back"

I'm Jeon Jungkook the leader of the largest criminal organization in Asia, I have more money than all presidents combined, my job is to find a girl. A girl that can make me happy. A girl that accepts me by the way I am. And I will find her. No matter what.