2nd Book of A Secret Service one shots. The last chapter of the last chapter isn't even the last chapter because chapters keep appearing. #1 in Friendship Goals

I have a shit load of screenshots of prompts saved to my phone so I just kinda thought I'd make oneshots out of some of them. Also like if anyone has any requests I'll probs write them (beware I'm slow af at writing) Some cringe some well written some fluff some (incredibly light) smut All labeled and warned with word counts

Just memes about your two favorite ghoul brothers!

this is the way most disasters start, with sirius. it's no surprise that sirius gets james into another ridiculous situation. but -- sirius does end up meeting the cutest guy ever at a bar, and james does end up meeting this adorable redhead, so, small perks. (side jily), modern!marauders au. cover by @hmarsland!

❝ Wait," I say, backing away. "Let me get this straight- you're Santa Clause?" I stare at the boy no more than a couple years older than me. He had to be kidding. He rolls his eyes, his handsome face illuminated by the lights on the tree. "Well when you put it that way, I suppose." The candy cane i am sucking on falls from my lips, clattering to the floor. "B-But where's the beard, the overflowing fat and the HO HO HO?" He snorts, a charming smile on his lips as he tugs on the end of my Santa hat. "Sweetheart, it's all just the Santa Clause Act.❞ ~*~ p.s. The current cover was made by Isasecret Ranking: short story #9/ Teen Fiction: #56

Just a bunch of OC BxB one shots :) highest tag was #1 in #bxbromance ! thank you all !

You probably came here from the original Drarry Oneshots, so you already know what's up Original Drarry one-shots written by yours truly MAJOR WARNING: there are stories that involve sex, suicide, murder, and other mature themes! I don't put trigger warnings in the beginning of my chapters, but I'm warning you here. If you are easily triggered by sensitive content, please do not read! Your mental health comes before all else. Most of these stories ARE MINE!! I wrote them myself, and put in the work behind them. PLEASE, PLEASE, ASK before putting them in a book you have, and if you do put it in your book, please tag me as the original owner.

Percy Jackson, being betrayed by those he thought of as family gets help from the most unexpected beings he could think of. Having no where else to go, Percy, along with Frank Zhang, Leo Valdez and Nico Di Angelo, take the chance at a new life. Follow Percy in his adventures in his new job as THE secret agent! If you intend on commenting show me some creativity! I will probably steal the funniest one. #percy-has-a-ship-and-its-not-annabeth(its-a-weird-one) #there-will-be-an-oc-by-a-friend-of-mine

"Its an emergency." "Is your hair stuck in your onsie again?" "...yes." [Dialogue story]

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]