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(EDIT: STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN! PLEASE CONSIDER REREADING THE REWRITTEN CHAPTERS [chpts. 1-31] ON MY PG!) You are a young teenager girl. You have a happy normal life........kinda. You're best friends with the angel of monsters, Frisk. One day you follow her and sans to strange place on accident.You see lots of hers and hims. But one in particular caught your eye. BTW THIS IS A FUCKING SLOW BURN SO STOP WHINING! (Edit: I made this back when I didn't know what I was doing. So lots of the story is very confusing. I will be rewriting this through the summer. I'm sorry)

KillerVlogs uploaded a new video! Tape #00: Calling Creepy Numbers "A company? A friend? Simply someone to talk to. I've been... lonely as of late." The line went silent for a moment and before Killer could answer, the voice asked. "Are you perhaps... interested?" ---...--- KillerVlogs is currently LIVE! Now Streaming: Help Me "How long are you going to keep me here?" The camera positioned on uneven surface. A broken leg propped on one of the small chairs and beyond that, an easel was positioned along with a canvas effectively blocking the figure currently painting the holder of the device. The soft light of the morning from the windows betrayed the air of discomfort. The comments of the live stream pour like heavy rain. 'GET OUT!' 'RUN!' 'Is this true, like no ARG shit? Somebody call the cops!' The figure behind the canvas paused from dabbing the brush delicately on the image. Killer just know that his host was sporting a sweet smile as he said: "As long as it takes." ---...--- WARNING: This story will have dark tones and not at all, a completely healthy depiction of romance. I don't condone such behaviors in real life but for the sake of telling a story, this will be the point of view of the characters. In no way do I support the later warnings so proceed with caution.

Dream x Nightmare x Shattered!Dream ======================== Shattered is a broken soul, in denial of his brother's "unfortunate murder". He's so desperate to have his brother back, that he doesn't even care if it's his own Nightmare. Trouble is, this version of Nightmare already has a Dream of his own. And his Dream isn't going to loose his beloved brother again. He only just got him back since Nightmare turned to his corrupted form. ======================== This does take place after the events of Dreamtale. Nightmare will switch from Corrupt to Un-corrupt through the story. Shattered!Dream will be referred to as Shattered. He may also be a little different to other versions of Shattered, I'm using my own head cannons of Shattered!Dream. Dream is not particularly a Yandere!Dream or any kind of Evil!Dream. But he's not always going to be Happy-go-lucky. NOBODY READS THESE ANYWAY~~~~🎵 ♦❌⚠Swearing, Mature Themes (probably), Alcohol (maybe) GORE! BLOODY VIOLENCE⚠❌♦ (Idk if they'll be smut......... we'll see) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I love you ❤ I hope you're having a good day ❤ Take care of yourself and your well being ❤ Do your home work LETS GET FUCKIN' LIT!!!!

Skele-lions, half skeleton half lions. No one knows how they came to be, no one cared, or noticed. The ones that did notice began to take advantage of these rare beasts, having no idea that they were actual monsters that can feel and live. Those that did know didn't care, they just enjoyed their suffering, even creating canned hunting farms to overbreed them and such just to get a rare breed. Some rare breeds would be sold off alive or dead (in pieces or complete) on the black market. And some would be saved and sold to a zoo for safekeeping. Nightmare and his cubs have to go through tough situations being rare breeds, but feisty ones at that. On the other side the one that captured the goopy skele-lion, a.k.a the boss, anxiously waited to sell the cubs and him for some dirty money but every attempt ended in failure. Every time the boss sent someone to give the skeletons food, they died. But one day someone came back alive, therefore becoming a crucial key for the boss. But sooner or later something bad happened, the boss used that key to open an opportunity, making a turn for the worse. What do you think? Will Nightmare and his cubs escape this torture Or Will they break with that final strike? Who is the boss or that crucial key? When will Dream come to the rescue? Will he notice something is off about these skele-lions or where they come from? Is he bad? Will Error help? Oh so many questions, but I ain't answering any of them, you just have to read to find out. This is one of my AUs, you can use and change the concept or characters however you like, also please don't steal my art or AU, in all just give credit. I did not make the original characters only these characters. Warnings ⚠️: There's death Abuse Heartbreak DREAMMARE Slight- Errormare at the start, Errorink near the end, and Errornight at some point Cute little beans Sin Flashbacks Sub Nightmare Illegally captivity

This is NOT my book. I just adopted it (with permission). This book starts where the first book left off, so read this first: https://www.wattpad.com/story/221152383-permanent-asylum-adopted-by-shelly-2121 Edit: Motivation for this book is running really, really low. Expect short chapters and long updates.

My headcannons for the sanses There are implied ships i'll make one about my favorite ships once I finish this one tw: mentions of mental and physical disorders, etc etc i mean its the sanses, everyone has issues when it comes to them NO, I am not trying to make this "quirky" or whatever. This is how i headcanon them, and I'm not trying to be offensive to anyone. I am also not saying this is okay, or that it should be done in real life.

Mmmmmmm yep! I'm making a roleplay book ^-^

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I have over a thousand Undertale pics and nothing to do with them so I guess I'll put them in here. I don't own any of these pictures, I found them on Google Images. Uploading ten a day at least. Title has too many slashes =)