When Angels Cry [Old Version]

PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION [Edit] I have no clue what kind of fucking crack I was on when I first wrote this. I wrote like one chapter a day and got no sleep. I put every fandom I could think of into it and it's just really bad. I'm gonna keep it though because I think it's funny

The Bible rewritten by a Thirteen-Year-Old Christian who's bored

All your juicy details about god and his posse dumbed down to our Gen-Z standards.