So, that just happened. It's his lucky day and there's now a dagger planted in his guts. This is so unfair honestly. Liam is so disappointed by the world. You can't even follow beautiful strangers in dark and narrow alleys without being stabbed nowadays. Ridiculous. And as if having the blade of a dagger all the way up in his intestines wasn't painful enough, Theo is now trying to twist it around while still holding the handle. Liam just wanted to save his dog and have babies with him and Theo is literally trying to gut him. That's what you get for being nice and helpful to hot people. "You know what? This is the third fucking time you've stabbed me! You aren't getting this knife back. It's mine now."

Liam hates every single thing about his mornings -the fact that they happen in the morning alone is enough. The thing Liam hates the most about his mornings though is the terrible voice of the guy who lives below him. He can't sing for shit and Liam tried to politely let him understand that by throwing flour and water on his balcony, and also by shouting it to him, you can't sing for shit!, and then by writing it into a note he proceeded to attach to his door, but this Raeken guy just keeps doing it, every single morning, like a fucking rooster. Liam did nothing to deserve this. He probably didn't do anything to deserve better either to be fair, he doesn't expect to open his window and be welcomed by some angelic voice singing him good morning, he'd just be happy with nothing. Silence. That's something Liam can appreciate in mornings. Just some bark from his dog and the sound of his misery and that's it. But no, god forbid the new guy lets him have that.

"Kurt watches with breathless anticipation as the ink surfaces on his skin and etches his Name. It isn't Sebastian Smythe." Kurt meets Sebastian first. He finds out his Soulmate Name after. (A Soulmate AU & a Dalton AU. At 18, your soulmate's name is imprinted on your ring finger, leading to the custom of wedding rings - White, Looking. Silver, Found. Gold, Married. Black, Dead) TRIGGER WARNINGS -Discussion of suicide attempt (Karofsky)

For six years, international R&B star Liam Payne has topped the charts with his unique, upbeat songs. Even though he's proud of where he's gotten himself, he knows he can't take all the credit; there's one particular songwriter that goes by the name 'Icarus Kalim' that's played a huge part in his success. Because of the writer's ability to craft thought provoking tracks that touch Liam in a way he didn't even know was possible from afar, the celebrity makes a musical exception for 'Icarus', buying the man's songs for himself, even though he swore he would never put his name on something he had no help in creating. But what happens when Liam finally tricks the soulful poet into meeting him after years of not even knowing what the man looks like? Is 'Icarus' really all Liam's made him out to be in his head or will he be unlike anything the singer could've ever dreamt up...

“Zayn Malik” gli dice. “Ricordati il mio nome, quando ti manderò KO” lo sfida. “Liam Payne” risponde, allora, fermandosi. “E ricordo sempre le mie vittorie” accetta sorridendo, guardando le spalle del ragazzo per poi tornare al suo esercizio. Zayn si volta, lo guarda, sbuffa un sorriso e se ne va. Quando sono soli, Liam e l'amico, con poche altre persone ben distanti da loro, quest'ultimo rompe il silenzio e parla. “E amore fu tra Liam e Zayn” “Taci, Josh! E dammi il cambio, tocca a te" --- Boxer!Ziam, con una cornice Nosh e un vago accenno Larry.

"I definitely need something alcoholic if I'm going to watch my two best mates divorce," Niall says, yanking a top over his head. "We're not actually married," Liam says, with slightly more force than intended. "It was an accident. Obviously I wouldn't ever get married to Zayn if I was sober, that's fucking ridiculous." The bathroom door opens suddenly and Zayn stands there in nothing but a towel, bottom lip trapped between his teeth. Liam opens his mouth to say something but Zayn holds up his hand, shaking his head. "You don't need to be a dick about it, Liam. This isn't exactly how I envisioned my first marriage going either." Or an I-accidentally-married-my-best-mate-in-Vegas fic, where Liam's completely oblivious, Zayn's completely in love, Harry's had enough, Louis plays mediator and Niall just wants his best friends to be with othereach

Liam giggles. “Bet you’ve got a cracking voice though.” “And what makes you say that?” Zayn asks. “Well, someone with a face like yours can only have many other good qualities, am I right?” Zayn stares for a second. “Liam from One Direction, are you flirting with me?” Or the one where Liam is famous and hiding, Zayn isn't and is worried, Harry and Louis aren't ready for the world to know and Niall just wants someone to snog. Featuring Perrie, Danny & Ant as Zayn's BFFs.

Two married couples, two different dynamics that are bound to self-implode - Zayn and Liam meet on the edge of their respective wife's success and do not hesitate to fall. What follows is a hard crash, paired with the resulting sparks. Ziam/ Married!Men/ Affair/ AU

Liam's out of the country most of the year because of his job, but he needs someone to take care of his dog. Zayn thinks he's hit the jackpot when he starts renting the room in Liam's apartment. He gets the whole place to himself most of the year, and all he has to do is walk and feed a dog. He never expected to fall in love with Liam, but it happens anyways.

Summary: "This is who I gotta pretend to be in a relationship with?" Zayn whines, shaking his head when he sees the crinkly-eyed boy with the styled quiff, the hoodie, the sunglasses. "You're no looker yourself," Liam snorts, squinting his eyes at Zayn as he pulls off his sunglasses. But he's lying. Of course he's lying. His cheekbones are sharp enough to cut wood, his eyes bright enough to start a fire. But Zayn doesn't have to know that. Zayn is perplexed-already-by Liam. He's sharper, quicker than he expected. With a sigh, Liam slides down his hood, tiredly sliding his fingers through his hair. "Alright, well, let's get this... thing started. I want it over as soon as possible." Zayn wonders suddenly what Liam's hair feels like, has a strong urge to reach forward and kiss him back into the wall, find his own fingers in the boy's brown hair. Zayn's lying, too. But Liam doesn't have to know that. (Or a fake relationship AU where Zayn struggles to hide his fond for Liam, and maybe--just maybe--Liam has the same problem with Zayn) [Started from the Tumblr prompt: Fake relationship AU]