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Words that came out of the mouths of Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz, Joe Trohman, and Andy Hurley :)

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper

Felicia is no ordinary girl. She can fly, control the elements, and control her own density. All her life she has grown up being made fun for being abnormal. But when the new boy comes to town, and he is alsoa mutant, things turn around. First they are accused of murder, then they are kidnapped by a mutant organization. Can they escape and live a life in love? Or will they slowly be killed?

(The Trilogy is now complete) This novel was written in 2011 when I was 15 - I'm slowly editing but please forgive misspells , plot holes etc. Any similarities APK has to any other Wattpad series, especially those written after 2011 are purely coincidental. My writing is mine and mine alone! Winner of the Adventure category and Best Hero in the Watty Awards 2011. All Rights Reserved. ___________________ It is Dangerous to deal with Pirates. Circe's Father has always told her so. So when a mysterious shadowy figure with gold and silver eyes appears on her balcony and attempts to steal her away the first thing that she wonders is why? Why does this mysterious stranger seem to know her more than she knows herself with just one look? Why does her Father pity Pirates? And why does she feel a strange pull towards the sea? Two years will go by before she finds the answers she is looking for, by then Circe is certain that the Pirate will have forgotten all about her and the promise he made and sealed, with a stolen kiss. Unfortunatly there is still one other thing she needs to learn. A Pirate never forgets. Join Circe on her journey for truth as she discovers a world of lands and beings that she never believed to exist. Will she find all the answers that she is looking for? Or is something dark and deadly coming her way, determined that she should never for fill her true destiny.

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this was written by thirteen-year-old me, don't expect anything fantastic despite the amount of readers)

Melody Jones being a pirates niece, loved the seas of Neverland. But what happens when Melody ends up in the hands of Captain Hook's enemy ....... Peter Pan?

Wendy Darling did not meet Peter on her first trip to Neverland. She met Killian Jones and his daring crew. She took lessons in sword fighting and became one of the most skilled pirates on the ship. When she took to exploring the island, she couldn't stand to hear the crying of children so she found the shadow and demanded to be taken home. After losing Bae, Wendy was distraught and will stop at nothing to get him back. Even if the infamous Peter Pan stands in her way.

A girl named Ellie picks up a stray cat and has the pleasure of waking up to a boy in her bed. Startled, she freaks out and learns that there are many mysterious things in the world, starting with people who are part animal. What will happen when she finds herself living with her "pet boy" and discovers that he is not the only one with this secret. *Still Being Updated*