Yes, I am a living thing. One day Mr England. Had an accident with magic and I became a living thing. He doesn't know it since I'm kind of like Canada. Nobody notices me ;-; You might ask how I'm writing this. I've watched Mr England. Do enough magic to create someone to type for me. I call her... Admin! All I had to say was 'Magikarp, lollipop, Octonauts, and Dumble Dora' She told me it would be a great idea to write a journal or diary whatever people call it. So I asked her to write it for me. Enjoy! Admin: I have no idea why I wrote this but, it's fun!

this is a crack fanfic about aph England's eyebrows who fall in love with the reader