Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Seeing the love of our existing Readers for 'The Golden Trio', The trio writers thought to create a new book honouring your favourite three Alpha males Aka Devil, Beast and Monster. This book is specially designed for the interview sessions of the characters in my books and the Neighbouring books (of Trio writers) under the special Magazine. You will also get to see the description or prologue of the newly stories introduced by us inside this book. To get to know more about this book, peep inside. This book honoured to The Golden Trio: Daniel Reece Kings Azlan Sheerazi Adhyunt Ranawat HAPPY READING.

Hurt.betrayal.pain.They said these things make you change completely and drastically...well why? It means you succumb to this cruel world easily as you are willing to change your nature and your personality just because you don't want to get hurt, but you can live with the fake demeanor of yours for the whole life. Of Course human beings always choose the easy way to to handle things or to handle life. "You know the most difficult thing in this word is what--'to be yourself'. I won't change because of this world's doings. I won't submit. I have been taught to live like a soldier. I will be in "Myself" and I will try to be like this till my last breath. HER (world one) Ruthless..Dominating..Dreading..Lethal Living Nightmare. Tsk tsk............... He is more than that. Either one way or another, moral or not, you will get it with the key of patience, Control and Limit. BE ELUSIVE NOT FUGITIVE. "Because a gentleman is a controlled beast." HIM (world two)

"why ? why are you so eager to make my life hell? what I have done to deserve such kind of behavior ? just answer me god damed ".. she was shouting in pain and agony.. whereas he was standing there in his tall intimidating frame, he didn't show any sign of being affected by her words or even by her shouting he more like enjoyed it ... "this is just a start and you are already shouting and complaining about this .. there is much more waiting for you and I should remind you that the level of pain you will feel by each passing day will be increased.. " after hearing him say this she was shocked and was confused at the same time as she was thinking what else he will do to make her life worse.. it is a story about two lovers who loved each other with immense passion but got somehow separated as destiny planned them to cross each other's path in some other way.. after getting separated from love of his life he was mad he changed himself from a soft spoken kind hearted boy to a cold hearted beast .. he never trusted any woman after that incidence and was living with only one Moto that he will make her pay for all the pain he has has suffered because of her.. he will ruin her life.. he will search her in every corner of world and then he will return back in her life but this time not because of love, this time he will come back in her life just for revenge.. and will leave her only when he will be satisfied by his revenge .. the story will be interesting more about revenge, hatered, but this will also include love, passion, possessiveness..

Note : VERY FIRST BOOK OF MINE WITH LOTS OF GRAMMAR MISTAKE AND SPELLING MISTAKE. UNEDITED Nivedhitha is a fun going, lovely , chubby girl who doesn't care about anything in this world. There is only one motive for her in life is to keep smiling and make everyone happy , who are with her till her last breath. Falling in love with someone is impossible for her because she had already written her future against god's will. Siddarth singh Khurana the most dashing, arrogant, rich , handsome man. He is love failure guy and because of that he got anger issues. He is one of the famous criminal lawyer in whole India. He owns a law firm which is top one in Mumbai and top ten in India . He is from famous and rich family in Mumbai city ,Who owns many five star hotels, construction company, textile industry and also they hold some major shares on many other business enterprises. He was a good and lovely person when he was in love with his lover Shruthi but after her death he had become arrogant and ruthless . He will appear only most tough and toughest cases which has only less than 1 percent chance to win. But among other lawyers it's said that he had that talent to change a goat to dog at an instinct while he is in law room. Many of his cases are kept as reference material in famous law colleges. Falling in love with someone is impossible for him because he still loves his late lover rather than anything in the world. Let's see whether nivedhitha and Siddarth fall for each other. Or god has decided something else for them. What nivedhitha has decided in her life against god's will?

Highest Ranking: #8 in General fiction on 05/06/2017 "When you begin a journey of revenge, start by digging two graves: one for your enemy, and one for yourself." - Jodi Picoult _____________________________ She is not here neither her things .Taking long steps at a time I thoroughly checked, all the rooms in my suite.She left me without a word, she didn't even ask me any questions ,she just left me. Just like the realization struck me, her soft voice on the late hours of night echoed in my ears.It's not a dream as i thought to be. She knew all along.The words kept drumming in my ears. "Arjun , I am yours to be loved and yours to be revenged " "$#!t S#!t S#!t , Chand what have I done to you?" _____________________________________ Why does Arjun start this game of revenge? Why Chandini? Does Chandini loves Pradeep the way he loves her? Does Pradeep really love her?!So what is happening with Chandini? Is she stupid to let Arjun revenge her?Or she have any plans for Arjun? _____________________________ Warning:Disturbing contents as story progresses Image Source: Google PS: This is my first proper story? Cover credits :@omahazeeya☺☺

" D-do-dont k-kill me" she begged looking at my gun and sobbing loudly. "Now, why would i do that??" I asked her chuckling at her and then smirked, looking at her face while twirling my gun in my hand. "Y-you are a g-go-good boy. Killing people is wr-wrong. Vimla masi told me, it is wrong to hur-hurt people. Every person is good by h-heart and u are a good person. God will be sad if-if u hu-hurt me." She stuttered while sobbing. My eyes widen hearing her words. She is lecturing me !? ME !?? How dare she !?. " Girl do you even realise who I am that you are daring to lecture me !?" I asked, my voice deadly calm. She gave me her stupidest reply ever I heard from anyone till now. _____________________ Meet an indian girl TARA, 22 year old beautiful who is orphan, very innocent, shy, timid, naive, always oblivious to its surrounding.She is a girl who is loved by all people surrounding her because of her sweet innocent nature but there are some those who are nothing but an evil to her innocent soul. She is not mentally ill but people around her sometimes mistaken her to be mental because of her pure soul who is totally oblivious to the dangers of the life. Now, meet ABHINAY SINGH, 27 year old handsome billionaire, who is a dangerous mafia leader. He is feared by all. Even his own men are scared shitless. No one dares to cross his path but if any one somehow did, they would pay a heavy price, a price as extreme as their life. People say he is heartless, ruthless, devil in disguise. Some calls him "DEVIL". Mercy word is not in his dictionary and enjoys torturing his victims to the point that they would beg for him to give them death. But, both this opposite personality would crash somehow. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A DANGEROUS MAFIA MEET AN INNOCENT SOUL. Would he break her? Would she heal him with her innocence and sweet nature?

" You are really beautiful Nivi...... oh I am sorry Actually it slipped out accidentally. I heard your mom addressing you as Nivi that's why " when this man sitting in front of me who is handsome and damn hot addressed me as Nivi all those hatred with which I came to meet him blown away. My eyes becomes soft and wet. I quickly put my head down and looked at floor to hide those stupid tears. Siddarth Singh Khurana, most prominent business tycoon of South Asia.Current head of Khurana's business empire. Most eligible bachelor, youngest and successful business man. " I think I can't even imagine any other girl beside me as my bride other than you " his deep husky voice made a tingling sensation all over my body. why this is happening to me? I came to say a no for this marriage whoever he is. I stopped dreaming about my future then why I am having second thoughts now. He remembers me of a person whom I really miss. The way he called my name as Nivi was enough for me to break that stone wall inside my heart. " Nivedita look at me once." I slowly raised my head and met his dark eyeballs. " I promise you I won't let you regret this marriage. I will give all happiness for you. At first it was just a business marriage for me but after meeting you I got admired by your simplicity. please say yes" he looked at me with those hopeful eyes. I didn't say anything but I nod my head as yes and he was overwhelmed by my yes. " Thank you, thank you so much " he held my both hands and said. ................ This was the last happiest conversation I remember which I has with my so called husband who is now laying on his bed and beating out of shit from me. I regret that each and every moment when I agreed for this marriage. I can't even cry loudly to forget this immense pain all over my body because if he heard my sound he might kill me and I can't die like at any cost. I need to survive and I don't know like what I did to this family they are treating me like a shit.

DARK ROMANCE "Don't please," she sobbed, shaking badly. The fear of her situation was slowly sinking in. "Please let me go, I want to go home." She cried. He smirked and cupped her face. She immediately stiffened upon his touch and stared into his Smokey grey eyes. "You are home, tara, this is your home now, by my side." He spoke firmly. She saw the determination in his eyes and her eyes widened with shock. "No!" she shrieked and tried to push him away but he didn't budge. Before she could retaliate, he had caught her wrists in a vice-like grip with one hand and locked them down while with the other hand, he firmly griped the back of her neck, his fingers digging into her scalp, making her whimper. "Refuse me again tara, go on, I fucking dare you." He hissed, his eyes blazing with rage, the grey had darkened. But she wasn't one to give up so easily. "Let me go . . ," she tried to shout but was immediately silenced by his lips crashing against hers into a fiery harsh kiss. Meet Anissa Ghalib, a young doctor, possessing a strong, kind and confident character. She's a known beauty and has a very high moral sense and regard. For her, family is everything and she would do anything to protect her family. Shehryaar Ghulari, the cold and ruthless leader of the country's most dangerous Mafia; He's a powerful man who gets anything he wants. He's cold, brutal and absolutely inhuman, a borderline psychopath. For him, morals and ethics hold no meaning, Family is nothing. He rules with tyranny and loves every bit of it. What will happen when the country's most powerful and dangerous man becomes indebted to a certain doctor? It starts with a twisted malice, hatred, murder,politics, darkness, sacrifice and love. RANKINGS; #158 (25-09) #110 (27-09) #86 (2-10) #74 (4-10) #58 (6-10) #49 (12-10) #31 (26-10) #22 (28-10) awesome cover credits @Cyan_senator

"I kill for living" I said seriously expecting the beauty before me to back away in fear. I leaned close towards her and brought my face just inches away from her beautiful pinkish face. "Kill? Kill what?" She frowned. I internally hit my forehead at the raising annoyance. She didn't back away from the closeness, in fact she did not observe it at all. She was too much into the conversation. "Of course I Kill people. I'm not into poultry to raise and kill chicken." I scoffed and leaned in closer to intimidate her. I was expecting her to shriek, cry, yell and run away far from me but What I got in response was what exactly you expect from the beauty. The unexpected answer. "So you clean too. Nice." She told herself with a smile and a appreciative nod. "Goodness, What and why would I clean?" Furrowing my brows in confusion and utter disbelief, I shook my head to compose myself. "You said you kill people. You kill bad people to do welfare to the Earth so you are cleaning away dirt right?" That did it. I, Demyan Lev Petrov, the most powerful, ruthless and dangerous king of Mafia, accept that I lost the argument to her. Zinnia Mae White, the most innocent and a mental girl I ever got lucky to meet. That crazy girl doesn't know whom to fear and whom not to. The day she entered my life was the day my happy, bloody, dangerous life, she turned it, crushed it and made me lose my sanity with everything she does and says. But Damn, I love that in her so much. I love her This mental, fickle minded, school teacher of mine! My Zinnia, My insane solace.