"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

Our two favorite gays with fluff, angst and even smut. Including original short stories like "The Soapy Shower Series" and "What's A Smut Challenge?". Also including BMC song parodies and headcanons because why not Contains swearing, some inappropriate jokes and smut (don't worry the smut chapters are marked) ••• Updates every Sunday (when I don't have writers block) ••• Started: 09/03/2019 1k: 05/05/2019 5k: 13/06/2019 10k: 01/07/2019 15k: 14/07/2019 20k: 25/07/2019 25k: 04/08/2019 30k: 14/08/2019 35k: 23/08/2019 40k: 04/09/2019 50k: 28/09/2019 60k: 27/10/2019 70k: 24/11/2019 80k: dammit forgot to mark it 90k: 18/01/2020 100k! : 10/02/2020 150k: 18/05/2020 200k: 26/09/2020 ••• #2 bemorechill ! #1 bmc

When Marinette joined Miraculous, the comic creation and collaboration website, there were many things she didn't expect. She didn't expect it to become one of the most popular comics on the site; she didn't expect to make it a collaboration. But above all, she never expected to meet ChatNoir. [I decided to write an Internet Friends AU]

"let's make them jealous" a james potter fanfiction

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Batman, because he's dead! With Gotham lacking its Dark Knight, the city is ripe for a joke to be told - the funniest joke of all! | cover by @seanarturo |

{A Wattpad Fanfic contest winner} Iron Man finds something very amusing at the grocery store and just has to share it with his fellow Avengers teammate, Captain America. Even more hilarious situations follow as a result of the Avenger's local grocery store. (Disclaimer: all characters are owned by Marvel)

Philophobia, ophidiophobia, thanatophobia, laliophobia, maniaphobia.... What do all of these fears have in common? I decided to write about them. A Harry x Voldemort / Tomarry story collection.

"potter! i heard you got a secret admirer!" the voice laughs. ALSO ON AO3 WITH CORRECT GRAMMAR AND MISTAKES: "Secret Admirer" by "blissfcll"

Paul has been visiting Beanies everyday rather than the usual Starbucks once he's introduced to the rather cute barista over there. The long walk and god-awful coffee had always been worth it in the end. Seeing her was always the highlight of his day, even if she didn't know it. There was just something about Emma Perkins that always left him speechless. An idea of what Paul and Emma could've been had the meteor never hit. Featuring a group of absolute dumbasses.