Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, has taken many different types of jobs in his day. However, he's starting to rethink his whole "will do anything for money" motto when he gets a job from the one and only Tony Stark. Thing is, Deadpool doesn't really DO babysitting. Peter Parker does NOT need protection. He has told Tony this many times, but apparently it's not setting in. Now Tony has gotten the infamous 'Merc with a Mouth" involved in all this! Tony just wants to look out for the kid, his kid, so what if he's not as responsible as Cap? So what if he's not above getting an assassin to guard the kid? What's the worst that could happen? (Don't own the characters or the songs)

Eh, Wade 'n Peter sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

✖Prequel to Living My Life✖ Book 1✖ Tony's life is not perfect. This billionaire playboy likes to drink his life away. Steve's life isn't much better. After being frozen in ice, he wakes up to find everyone he loves dead. What will happen when these two meet? Will they change each other's life?

✖ Book 2 of the "My Life" series✖ Steve and Tony are in love and they want to adopt. But what happens when they adopt a little boy from a broken family? Meet Peter Parker.

✖Sequel to Living My Life ✖ Book 3✖ What happens when Steve and Tony find out who Spider-Man is? Will they freak out? Will they cry? To find out, first they have to save his life.

An unexpected romance between a hero and a anti-hero. When 29 year old mercenary Wade Willson ake Deadpool Kidnaps the cute superhero Peter Parker ake Spiderman, Peter never expected to fall for him. The two start living together and eventually end up falling inlove and getting married, and they live happily ever after-or do they? Expect the unexpected as they say. [ Spider Man X DeadPool ]

(i hope you'll give this a shot despite the cheesy title) Dedicated to my friend Vanya, whom I started this fanfic for ^^ Wade doesn't think he can be saved. Ever since his face got fucked up, he didn't see much beauty left in him. That was until Peter came around, with a determined goal; to be the hero everyone already thought he was. DISCLAIMER: obviously I don't own the characters, that goes to Marvel. COVER ART CREDITS TO HamletMachine ON DEVIANTART (thanks to @dreamychara for letting me know!) https://www.deviantart.com/hamletmachine

∆∆∆ "You're going to have to take these pills now." "Why do I have to take this again?" He wondered, his young mind having a hard time processing all the new information. "Because, Peter, you can get pregnant." ∆∆∆

Peter Benjamin parker. A 15 year old orphan where the boss is abusive and volunteers are idiotic flirts, but he also is The hero of queens: spiderman. no one has any information about the wallcrawler. identity: unknown. age: unknown. everything is unknown about him except that he's a skilled hero. Fury takes interest in the webslinger and wants him to join the avengers. spidey says no, but he won't take no for an answer. the stubborn commander forces the avengers to look for him also sending the merc with a mouth on the case. they under estimate him. meanwhile Steve and Tony are looking forward to adopt a boy. ships will be shown in tabs and in the first update, including important information about characters and the story. warning: Abuse, mentions of sexual content, homophobic insults, gay stuff, bloody kinda, suicide, self harm, and curses. And I don't own marvel or the characters.