If Sam & Max were to ever be in Smash Bros. (huge asterisk on "if") I picture them having their own conversational segment. You know, something akin to Snake's Codecs or Palutena's Guidance. And thus, we have the Freelance Police Inspection. In it, our lawfully dubious duo gives their two-cents on each and every fighter in the latest Smash Brothers roster. Some informative, others not so much. Or at all for that matter. (All things considered, this was a pretty refreshing writing exercise I gave myself. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.) Disclaimer: This is a simple parody featuring characters I do not own. Both Sam & Max and Super Smash Bros. belong solely to respective owners, Steve Purcell and Masahiro Sakurai.

When Americans turn 20, they become immortal- if they can afford it. Ilana is ready for her birthday so that she can become immortal and enjoy a world where there's no need to live cautiously. When a new amendment is proposed to euthanize Americans who can't afford immortality, the entire country- and Ilana's plans for her birthday- are turned upside down forever. *Content Warning(s): This story contains some mature themes such as grooming, mild gun violence, character death, mild drug use, and brief mention of suicide.

.. For the idiots who need to read a book to find out how to kill me.

The stories of how your favorite characters from the Tim Burton universe made you a part of their lives! Will you choose curious Jack Skellington, gentle Edward Scissorhands, wisecracking Beetlejuice, or menacing Sweeney Todd?

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

You, my friend, are a major JoJo fan, you've read all parts, watched all parts, bought and possibly collected all merchandise from the show! What would you do if you bought all 6 microorganism plushies of the Bucciarati Gang who, suddenly came to life?

just a bunch of self indulgent one shots You can request any character from Parts 1-8, but I'm not too comfortable with Part 8 just yet

the spicy jojo x reader hoho 🥵🥵 (reader is gender neutral) this book/j

A story isn't just a bunch of words slapped onto a page. It's a living, breathing manifestation of your imagination. This guide explores aspects most guides don't touch on such as memorable protagonists, world building, character psychology, and backstory, and many more. It will help you flesh out your ideas and make them fascinating and memorable.