"In this world there are two types of beings, male and female, and Alpha and Omega (yeah there's no such thing as a Beta in this story, you're either one or the other)."

One quirk, Four boys, And an insatiable lust. They've got nine thousand, nine hundred, ninety-nine problems in their lives as they try to finally graduate high school, but apparently, someone decided to take sexual tension off their list. Can Katsuki Bakugou really accept Shitty Hair's affections? Or even come to care about shitty fucking Deku at all? Can Shouto Todoroki really understand his own feelings and emotions? Can Eijirou Kirishima make it out of the friend zone at all? Can Izuku Midoriya brave up enough to make a move?