"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...
What if Lily and James never died on Halloween? What if Harry's parents lived long enough to reach his second Birthday? What if Harry never lived at Number 4 Privet Drive with his Aunt, Uncle and Cousin? What if Sirius never went to Askaban for a crime he did not commit? What if Peter hadn't been made secret keepe...