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TWO GOLDEN RULES OF LIFE: 1) I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... 2) WHENEVER U FEEL YOU ARE WRONG, SLAP YOURSELF AND SEE.. RULE NO. 1 I don't own any of this joke so no offence. I have collected this jokes from various books and with the help of Internet. Jokes inside the book is not related to you by any means. Just take it as mean...