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Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
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Blind Not Deaf|✔ [Major Editing ]
Meet Axel Rodgers A pitcher for his High School Baseball team,straight A student,and a goody two-shoes One morning Axel wakes up to his eyes irritating him,only to look in the mirror to find his eyes puffy and red around his waterline Leading to Mr.&Mrs.Rodgers rushing Axel to the emergency room immediately What will...
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The Snowy-haired Genius
Jason Williams didn't think going out to dinner with his family was going to be any different than usual. Comments about his sexuality, some teasing from his brothers, and lots of paparazzi. You know, nothing strange at all. But a fight with his father made Jason storm out of the restaurant, down an alleyway, and sudd...
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Plus, Love #WattyAward2016
Melanie Lynch. A simple girl full of fire. No one has had the thought to notice her flames though. Daniel Greyson. A boy with a bad reputation. Has anyone really looked past it? No. When Danny gets bored and wants a chase he seeks out Melanie. A chunky girl with a beautiful face. He sees her as a good game, what he...
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𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝
"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝; 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐨𝐮𝐬." "Haven't I given enough? Must I sacrifice myself upon the altar of man's pride and shed my blood for someone else's war?" A story in which...
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Audacity. | Harry Potter
Harry Potter considered himself to know just about everyone in Gryffindor house. But somehow he managed to slip over Freya Majors. Which in all honesty was a feat in itself. Freya Majors wasn't exactly a quiet girl, she was a girl with a plan. Harry finally noticed her when he showed up at 12 Grimmauld Place and she s...