Black is just your normal teenager moving to Unova. He's sarcastic and doesn't really care about anything! He also has a psychopathic alternate personality named Hilbert but that isn't important. Black takes the first chance he gets to leave his new town but it comes at a price. He has to go on an adventure. He meets many people including Cheren and Bianca, two besties who are convinced that black has been their friend his entire life, Team Plasma, a hypocritical Pokemon rights association, and White, an aspiring criminal mastermind. Can Black be the best that no one ever was? Will he keep his sanity intact? This is a fan based parody. Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Game Freak.