Kids, this is the true story of How I Met Your Mother... Well, actually no, let me start again. Kids, this is the guide book to the true story of How I Met Your Mother. DISCLAIMER! I do not nor will I probably ever own How I Met Your Mother. This is just a guide on the show for my fellow HIMYM fans. Also, I am aware that there aren't all the facts here, but I live in England so Season 9 hasn't finished here yet and I don't want to spoil it for anyone.

Sequel to Teenager posts. Don't die of too much laughter, I don't want to go to jail early... Seriously, don't.

Think your childhood was great? Think it was perfect and filled with great shows? Sorry, that's why I'm here. To ruin all of those good memories of tv shows. :3 #sorrynotsorry Read at your own cost! xx // Disclaimer- Not all mine, I just do the research //

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA