Brett and Eddy's love and sex stories written in 99 different ways / genres / fingerings. Some of them will be funny, some will be dramatic, some will be plain silly. Dedicated to @Ohmadou, @KotoriTori and @ShpookyJimKristmas, fairy godmothers. Inspired by: Raymond Queneau, "Exercises in Style" Matt Madden, "99 Ways to Tell a Story" TwoSetViolin, "100 Diferent Ways to Play a Phrase" Disclaimers: This is mainly experimental. I'll try to publish every few days. English is not my first language, please forgive my many errors. Go practice.