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The Bad Boy's Phobia by outcastlyweird
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Meet Kylie. A self-proclaimed geek who has a thing for soccer. So technically, call her a geeklethic. Because she's definitely not weak but she also has some brains. She has an incredibly hot neighbor next door who also happens to be her archenemy ever since she was born to this world who also happens to have a narcissistic ex girlfriend who is her cousin. What a hard life she has to go through. What can be more fun having to watch the two people you hate the most be in a relationship with each other? Meet Cole. The most popular guy at Viking High School who has it all---wealth, power, and looks that could kill. Every guy envies him and he's what every girl dreams of(Kylie has an infinite reasons why Cole is "a disgusting pig who does not deserve to breathe the same oxygen as her though). On top of that, he thought he had it all---he had Erin, the girl of his dreams. But when she crushed his heart, desperation to get her back consumed him and used the only thing he wished he never messed with. Want to find out more? Click the Read button. [It sounds ridiculously cliche at first.]
Sweet Bastard by sweetdreamer33
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Lisa and her boss, Alessandro, agree to spite their exes by pretending to date, but things begin to backfire when fake feelings become real along the way. ***** For two years, Lisa Brooks worked as a secretary to the powerful self-made billionaire, Alessandro Russo. He hardly noticed her, and to him, she was nothing more than a co-worker who wore conservative clothes, a tight bun, and followed his orders. But when Lisa's heart gets broken by her first love and Alessandro starts to lose his willpower to avoid Gretchen (his ex-girlfriend and now-client's wife), they decide to help each other out by fake dating. I mean, how hard can it be to not fall in love? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Ashley Santoro
The Girl In Black by HeartlessThoughts
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Nova can't escape the rich town of Riverside, where a tragedy follows her every step, but she can work to uncover who's been lying to her all these years. ***** When seventeen-year-old Nova Nightingale returns to her late mother's hometown the last thing she expects is to be public enemy number one, but the rumors surrounding her mother's sudden disappearance fifteen years earlier follow Nova everywhere she goes. And to top it all off, the local rich boy, Isaac Royal, is adamant about making her life hell. Surrounded by rumors, lies, and a secret keeping the town on edge, Nova has to figure out why she's hated and why the boy hell-bent on making her suffer seems to be the only person she can trust. Content/Triggering Warning: this story contains themes of suicide and violence [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]]
The Fuentes Family by exxxyR
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What are the odds of moving to a new state, and having to live with the hottest family in school- no, scratch that. The hottest family in the WORLD. Some would say I'm the luckiest girl in history. Some would say I walked straight into hell. Amelia has to adjust with living in the same house as a family of ten children. Nine boys - one girl. With the arrest of their father, they are left with nothing but a mother who works too much, and each other. Alex Fuentes involuntarily gets involved with his father's boss - a dangerous man with too much money and a couple of jobs for eighteen year old Alex. It's either him or one of his other brothers. There is simply no way of saying no. Is Amelia the only one who notices him sneaking out, and coming home with bloodied knuckles? But how can you help someone who doesn't want to be helped? And what the heck are you supposed to do when you fall for the only Fuentes brother who hates you? A Spanish family filled with secrets. A boy caught up in the dangerous world his dad left behind. A girl who gets all too curious about where he goes at night. It's a recipe for disaster. WARNING: contains mature scenes, drug use and vulgar language.