bUCKLE up folks - fasten ur seatbelts and get ready for the r i d e of ur life🤡 welcome to the best and only taegyu fanfiction to exist on the internet (dont look that up) ill be honest with u guys, this story has it all: - u will laUGh* - u will c R y - u will want to pour chemical compounds into ur eyeballs ((chemical compounds sold separately)) *((laughs not guaranteed)) sO what are u waiting for kids? vote for my story, even if u hate it (i think i accidentally forgot to make it good) ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ a story where beomgyu gets his heart broken, so decides to buy himself a boyfriend instead~ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ tags! (makes me feel special lol): #1 ~ taehyun [6th Jan. 2020] #1 ~ rent [23rd Jan. 2020] (why am i proud of that tho?) #1 ~ hueningkai [27th Apr. 2020]

"You were supposed to be a bath bomb!" "Well turns out its your lucky day, sweetheart, cause you just got something ten times better: me." ➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶ In which a bath bomb from Walmart turns out to be an over cocky, ridiculously hot, yet surprisingly clueless demigod. ©Kiki 2020© ➣High-key crackfic ➣Greek mythology ➣Romance HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in JUNGKOOK #1 in KPOP #1 in BTS #2 in FANFICTION **Started: January 14, 2020** **Ended: May 7, 2020**