I don't remember my life before I died. I barely remember my death and my name. I have been stuck in this cycle of life and death for what seems like forever. I have been living and dying in this shinobi world trying to save it in the name of some omnipotent being's cheap entertainment. This director changes the rules, my self, and the world around me, tasking me to save the world and bring peace. After countless failures spanning centuries, failures sending me back to birth, I am just so tired. I no longer care. Not about the orange clad idiot dreaming about becoming hokage, the edge lord trying to cure his brother complex with murder, or the pink haired bitch chasing her dreams to have tiny little emo babies of her own. I was promised a new life, but all I got was an endless hell. Thankfully the director is finally giving me a break. One last shot and I can be free. After this, win or lose, I can finally rest in peace.

We've had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games? Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?! One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC's shop, "Damn, Blizzard completes my life!" Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, "What is this sorcery?" What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures. [NOT MT STORY, FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLY]