**If you happened upon this 61,000 word inside joke by following a hidden link in a Photovoice Project, welcome to Waluigi's pure chaotic evil! Might be a good idea to turn around while there's still time.** With great ambitions of power, glory, and shiny objects, Wario and Waluigi open Wa Mart, where daily they come up with new and increasingly stupid ways to rip their customers off. Can they keep Wa Mart open in spite of interference from disgruntled former employees and customers, political protesters, and Greta Thunberg, or will they have to return to the Mushroom Kingdom in shame? THIS WORK IS NOW COMPLETE.