Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing

(PLEASE READ: 2025 UPDATE: before you consider reading this please acknowledge the following!! I made this almost 8 years ago and I'm by all means not proud of it at all- BUT I am doing a rewrite of it and leaving this one up for memory sake. My new one however oh boy, buckle up. I'm so sorry for this book and good lord it's bad. CHECK MY ACC FOR THE OFFICAL AND FINAL BOOK!!) Tord Ase Aanenson (T.A.A) unfortunately, Has the hanahaki disease But not many people have been in an r̖̫̱̞ͪ́̓̃̆͗̆̚ o̡̺̯͇̱̣͙͎͛ͫ͗ͯͭ̒ͭͅ ̶̨̨͇͖͚̯̦͕̮̺̭̗̤̖͚͇͙̰̔̇̀̓̃̒͑́͆̊̂͜͜͠ͅb̸̧̨̧̨̢̜̼͚̝̭̝̠̫̤̲̞͍̏͑̌̆͛͋̽̿̌̇͆̓͗̐͂̕̚͝ ̘̲̇ͯͪ͒͛͟͜ó̢͉̘͖̺̟̖̲͛̇͆̐ͬ̽̕ ̴̢͉ͪ̇͛ͦͪͪ̽̚͞ť̟̹̪̤̪̞͎̎ͬ̓ accident...so something very odd starts to appear- adding with hanahkai disease... meanwhile, He tries to gain the trusting friendship back With his O L D F R I ĕ̴̡̻̤͍͓̙̜̒̂̑̾͐ͅ ̢ͫ̓͌ͮ͏͓̥͕͈̦̹͍ ̷̛̖̝̳̞̓́͛̊́̓͜͠n̵̩̪̪̝͇̪͚̬̫̫̣̫̠̅̿͌̾̊̈́͒̽́͝ d̟͚̗̅̈́ s... But soon to find out a few new blossoms in these relationships (P.S Tord doesn't have a robot arm in this one And it is a TomTord Au. WARNING I AM NOT FLUENT IN NORWEGAIN! some words may come out as offensive. ALL ART IS CREDITED TO THE ARTEST!!! WARNING: FLUFF, SADNESS)