Read this and worship lord Doitsu! Credit goes to the Doitsuism wiki.

Hail our lord and saviour Doitsu! No, Doitsu is not merely the Japanese word for Germany it is also the name of our God, who has created us and we would not be here, enjoying our favorite anime (HeTaLiA). Most rules found here can be found on the Doitsuism Wiki page.

All Hail The Mighty Doitsu Please. Take a moment of silence and recite the Doituism Pledge. "I am a Doitsuist. Live by the Doitsu Die by the Doistu Inhale by the Doitsu Exhale by the Doitsu Speak the Doitsu way Doitsu. Doitsu. (pause here for dramatic effect).... Doitsu." Shine Bright Like A Doitsu

We worship our lord and savior Doitsu. Doitsu accepts all, and Doitsu will help you when you need it most. Doitsu is always there for you. We are here to help the holy Doitsu, to share his words of wisdom. We welcome you to Doitsuism. ~Shine Bright~

All about the religion of Doitsuism 'Shine bright like a Doitsu' (May I add none of this is mine, I just wish to tell everyone about Lord Doitsu)

Herro peoplez so this is a book consisting of *drum roll* you guessed it. THE RULES/LAWS OF DOITSUISM! Positivism is a manmade relies on honoring our Lord and savior Doitsu. Hope you enjoy.