What do you do when you're twenty-nine and you forgot to light the world on fire? On the verge of superstardom, a Hollywood singer loses everything and struggles to find meaning in life on the other side of the velvet rope. He's always been a rock star in every sense of the word: Talented, but self-absorbed, objectifying, and misogynistic-a jerk. Now he's lost his career, his wife has left him, and his celebrity friends have abandoned him. Boo-hoo. Grow a pair.

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

a story about a person who experiences life. it's actually just me ranting and writing about my thoughts. Watch as I spill the tea in my life. Caution may get deep