I want to dye ((a personal hair care story))

I take off my pink hat as Doug Dimmadome enters the room. He says to me "I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadick." I giggle at him, he gets closer to me while stroking his white moustache. He whispers into my ear "Let's get this dimmadone." I pull down his pants and boxers at the same time, revealing his...

Fifty Shades of Purple

Don't ask why I did this I was bored also this is only one part

Shrek X Obama

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.